Rotten Shaker Gym Hoodie

Do you know that feeling?

The feeling of doom?

The one where you open your gym bag and see it…

And dread and disgust washes over you.

Why?! Why did you do it again?!

It’s done now.

So, you reach into your bag and take it out…

Yesterday’s protein shaker!

The temptation to throw it in the bin flashes through your mind, followed by the image of…

Having your eyeballs melted and the skin slowly slide off your face at the first whiff

But you’re strong, you’re not like the wannabes, you can get past this.

You do get past this.

You run the gauntlet of the rotten shaker!

That’s why you deserve this. You’ve earned it.

You’ve done what others refused to do… you opened the shaker of doom!

So, buy this hoodie now and wear it with pride…

Because you experienced the rotten shaker, and you came through it!

Disclaimer: We can’t take any responsibility for flashbacks caused at the mention of the rotten shaker. But you’ve got through it once before and you can do it again…

Especially if you use our tried and tested top tip secret ingredient when washing your shaker of doom… Lemon juice! Seriously, give it a go and you won’t need to wash your shaker 87 times before deciding to just throw it away and buy a new one anyway

Buy it now!